Volete festeggiare la giornata degli innamorati ma in maniera un po’ irriverente? Ecco 14 proposte "idiote" da regalare a dolci metà piene di senso dell'umorismo

Per chi vuole celebrare San Valentino senza scivolare nel patetismo e nella dolcezza da cariare il cuore, la soluzione è solo una: il regalo demenziale. Dal cofanetto di attrezzi sadomaso di cioccolato al cuscino con il faccione del partner stampato sopra, fino ai guanti doppi per stare mano nella mano al freddo, le idee sono tante. 14, per l’esattezza, in omaggio alla data dell’amore: 14 febbraio.
Se volete stupire la vostra dolce metà lasciandola a bocca aperta, basita oseremmo dire, ecco le 14 le idee regalo demenziali per San Valentino.

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